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I’ll be taking commissions to help me afford stuff throughout the month! Feel free to contact me on the listed things but also tumblr messenger works too!I can draw anything from your dnd characters, to oc to fanart stuff. I would really appreciate the help :)

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[planet-motherfucker]

[tododeku-or-bust]

Can't say I don't respect the energy

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[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

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[ladyshinga]

OceanGate tried to scrub the internet clean of traces that it ever existed, taking down its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn pages

OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a

Insider

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

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[virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo]

Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)

Introfiant

Metasyn

Syncav

Jaundofiant

Metaflow

Plasdopake

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

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[cloverhighfive]

Originally posted by machetelanding

[scarf-it-box]

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

[ssjdebusk]

“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

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[hatingongodot]

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

[strawberry-tuesdhays]

rhubarb's drag race is everything to me

[hatingongodot]

Oh my God

[hatingongodot]

You two have joint ownership of this post now

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[smiggles]

Dinner time fellas

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That bitch didnt stand a chance

[korixsonder]

HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous asked:

tell me something about yourself

atombombtom answered:

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

[atombombtom]

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[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

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[raspberrypie4u]

One of my favourites from the subreddit

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[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

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[beatlesweatles]

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

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[beatlesweatles]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This post jumpscared me

[aetherial-incarnate]

every time this has shown up theres been an ad in the middle

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thanos holding up an ad for you

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[apollomes-supremacy]

I bet you're smiling rn

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[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[methotrex8]